DUMB WAYS TO DIE
these people deserve to die, natural selection at work, pacifists need not apply, too much effort involved
ENDLESS ROAD
out for a nice drive, through a earthquake ridden surprise attack scenery neighbourhood, don’t slow down of it’ll swallow you up
FLIGHT SIMULATOR 0
acid mountains, monster fur, an avid D12 fan.. who knows, who cares, float around in loveliness
MIKEY SHORTS
slide around on your arse like mario’s nephew trying to stave off boredom of the post nuptials disco. He must of found the right castle
THE INCIDENT
loads of crap raining from the skies, purposefully trying to kill you, is slightly more than an incident. How nonchalant is this guy, must be bruce willis
ZOMBIES
if in office space the printer was a load of zombies, but you can also smash the printer too
FIRE ESCAPES
if your a foetus fascist like me, you’ll love the sight of babies heads smashing into the floor, if not then this maybe a challenging game
MCPIXEL
there is a bomb, you have the ability to kick people. Either save the town or kick them, everybody has died so far
DON’T LOOK BACK
so old school it’s beyond anything you can comprehend, scene by scene. So much better than rezzie evil shit
SWORDS & SORCERY
so stupidly beautiful and you have a dog and a sword, leave me here this is nirvana
INFECTONATOR
some people just want to watch the world burn, well this is spreading a zombie plague so if your one of them go elsewhere
BITLESS
if you come across a problem, jump over it. that is surely the basis of parkour? solve that bollard
PAPA SANGRE
wander around in the dark falling over, getting your face ripped off, but you can only hear it so it’s not real
SCORE
scoring, the glory, the success, the adoration, well now you have to be the shitty defender who no-one gives a toss about as well
SKI SAFARI
with the constant looming fear of a thundering avalanche, remeber wear penguins as shoes and you’ll be fine
